i feel [points to blank space on a feelings chart where there is no face]
this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs
the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear
who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies
who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.
you’re loved too. don’t forget that.
OH MY GOD SOME LIKE GIRL WHO COULD NOT BE MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD JUST CAME TO THE DOOR AND SHE HAD A BLUE TIE, LONG BLUE WIG, AND A BLUE SKIRT AND I WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE” AND SHE WAS LIKE ALL SHY AND NERVOUS AND SHE WAS LIKE “WELL I’M A JAPANESE SINGER—” AND I LIKE LITERALLY SCREAMED “ARE YOU MIKU???” AND THE MOM’S EYES GOT ALL WIDE AND SHE WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT NOBODY ELSE IN THIS ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD EVEN HAD A CLUE WHO SHE WAS” AND THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED SO HAPPY LIKE I WAS THE LIGHT OF HER WORLD AND SHE KEPT SMILING AT ME I’M JUST SO HAPPY NOW I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"